- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

Who is it?

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

Okay.

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

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