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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

What's stupid a light bulb.

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

Why did the black man almost go to jail? He rolled a 6 in monopoly, if it was a 7, he would've been sent straight to jail without passing "go"

What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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