Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

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A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

Yo mama so old, she might die soon

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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