There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

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Roses are flowers.

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why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

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Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

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every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

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Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

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Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

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Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

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A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

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Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

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You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

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Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

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A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

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Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

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George W. Bush

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Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

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Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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