- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

tea with milk?

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

Boxing on Boxing Day

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

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