- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

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