- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Here's a joke for you, my life...

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

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