What's funny? Nick Sotelo

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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