- Anti Joke

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

My spelling is horrible

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

Have you ever heard of a goose?

A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

ure mama's so fat

Gretta has five legs? -no

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead