Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

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what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

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What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

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A: Do you like it B: No

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Canadians

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

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Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

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How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

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If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

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Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

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what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

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What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

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What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

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What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

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A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

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How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

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How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

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An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

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Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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