What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

A dancer walks into a barre

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

Justin's life

Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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