A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

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What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

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A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

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Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

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A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

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What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

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What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

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What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

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Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

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European on my shoes, buddy.

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What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

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I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

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Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

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what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

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How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

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what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

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NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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