- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

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