I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank! That's a felony. ;)

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

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Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

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Killing your friend as a joke.

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Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

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It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

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There was an american man on the way to work.

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It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

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WILLYS

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Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

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Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

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hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

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A paraplegic wheels himself into a bar. The barman asks, 'What can I get you?' 'Nothing,' replies the paraplegic, 'I've just pissed myself and I need you to help me clean myself up.'

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

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Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

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Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

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How did th-A fridge.

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Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

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What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

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Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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