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NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What's funnier than 24? 25

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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