Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

The Princess is in another castle

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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