Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

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Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

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vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

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Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

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What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

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Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

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Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

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Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

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What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

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What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

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How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

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What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

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I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

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took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

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You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

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Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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