- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

what did the man say to the other man? hey

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

what did blonde say to the square? ur a square which is comprised of four equal sides and always have four lines of symmetry.

Women's rights

A man walks into a bar, and is brutally slaughtered by eight drunk customers.

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

Why couldn't Kelly finish her test? She spontaneously combusted.

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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