Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

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Chris is hairy

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If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

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When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

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Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

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Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

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Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

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Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

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woman's rights

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Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

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A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

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why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

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What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

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Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

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Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

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