MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

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