- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

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