A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

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If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

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How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

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Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

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What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

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Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

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chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

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A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

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How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

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What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

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What's funny? Nick Sotelo

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A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

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What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

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what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

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Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

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What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

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Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

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3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

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Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

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vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

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Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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