- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Why couldn't Kelly finish her test? She spontaneously combusted.

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

What do you call a Muslim in control of a plane? A pilot

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

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