- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

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