EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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women's rights

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

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Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

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What did Washington say to California? WC

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What did the previously pregnant teen flush down the toilet? Her beloved pet goldfish who recently died. She had already given birth to a healthy baby the previous year.

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A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

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What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

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My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

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What ryhmes with turtle rape

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how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

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what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

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knock knock. who is there ? nobody.you have no friends.

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"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

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How many cavemen does it take to change a lightbulb? A caveman wouldn't know what to do with a lightbulb.

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Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

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What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Are you okay? Here, let me take you to the hospital." The woman is now healing nicely.

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What's weird about four black men in a toilet? No one got shot.

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Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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