Women's Soccer.

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whats worse than dieing in an airplane? jumping out of the airplane to save yourself and emediatly getting shredded by the massive engine you did not have the wits to see.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy This song doesn't rhyme PENIS

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Knock knock Whos there Bill O hey bill

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Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

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Why did Michael Phelps drown? He didn't because he is the best swimmer in olympic history.

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Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with other men other than her husband.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

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What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

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how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

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What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

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an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

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Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

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An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

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Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

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Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

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What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

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