- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

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CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

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