Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

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There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

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Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

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I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

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What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

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Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

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what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

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What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

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An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

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Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

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Boxing on Boxing Day

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A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

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Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

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Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

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Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

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Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

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Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

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why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

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