what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

Ben Affleck

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

Velcro. What a rip off.

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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