Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

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Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

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Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

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How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

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Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

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Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

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How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

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when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

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What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

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What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

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Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

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"Knock Knock" "Come in"

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What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

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Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

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What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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