- Anti Joke

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

I once did something.

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

Caolan and Eamon

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing