Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

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Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

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a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

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Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

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What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

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What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

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Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

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What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

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America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

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What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

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Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

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Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

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You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

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What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

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what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

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Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

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Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

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ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

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A penguin is driving through the desert when his car breaks down. He has it towed to a service station in the nearest town to be repaired. The mechanic tells him that it may be a while so he might want to take a stroll around town, find something to do for a while and check back a little later for an update. The penguin decides that as it is so hot in the desert town, and he is accustomed to a much cooler climate, he might enjoy a bit of ice cream. He walks to the local ice cream parlor, orders a large vanilla cone, and proceeds to devour the treat in a flash, covering himself in ice cream in the process. He has ice cream on his flippers, his face, and all down his stomach; he is virtually covered in the white, sticky goo. Upon returning to the service station to check in on the mechanic and his car, the mechanic say to him, "Well, it looks like the seal on your head gasket leaked, the transmission is shot, and you appear to be covered in ice cream." To which the penguin replies, "Yes, I have made quite the mess of myself. Today just isn't my day."

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A criminal walks into a bar, and shoots the bartender and has his way with the waitress. Its his bar now.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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