- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

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My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

I once did something.

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

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