Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

Why was the Islamic woman killed? She insulted Allah.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

What african eat for christmas Sand.

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

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