Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

thumb_up thumb_down +2

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops