- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

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What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

Why did the bear eat the asian? It was hungry

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

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