- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

Roses are flowers.

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

antonis sister is mighty fine

Knock Knock Who's there? The holocaust

Knock knock Whos there Bill O hey bill

I've got 99 problems and they're all stressing me out and causing me to be very unhappy.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy This song doesn't rhyme PENIS

Q what r u eating under there? Aunderwear ewww thats nasty

A man, John, is talking amongst a group of friends. He tells a racist joke and sees that one of his colored friends, Mark, is laughing at his joke, but John can tell that Mark's offended. John later apologizes to his friend because that is the right thing to do.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

Whats the difference between a house and a mouse If you think about it , quite a lot really

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