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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

What do you call an blank test? an F

Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

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