- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

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