Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

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hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

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I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

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Boxing on Boxing Day

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Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

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There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

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An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

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what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

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What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

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So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

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Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

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Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

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Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

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Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

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There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

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What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

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A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

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What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

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