- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name

Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

Face...tastes like chicken!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

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