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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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