- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

So a blonde walks into a wall...

How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

How would you rule?

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the ground

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was strapped to the first monkey.

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A cigarette that is or has been damp so that the nicotine was able to bleed into the paper and dye it.

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