Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

A child walks into a classroom.

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Theres an app for the iPhone.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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