- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

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What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

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