Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

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On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

Why do black people eat Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because there is Protein in chicken and without protein their bodies would succumb to such diseases as Kwashiorkor and Cachexia.

David shut the fuck up your cat has asthma and i dropped a weight on its little fucking head that pikey should of drowned it furthermore your sister looks like a greasy alien

You are so ugly that when you were born the doctor didn't say anything to your mother because he has social manners.

What Happens when you shoot a deer? It's Dead

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

What store adopted the dog ? The Pound

what dyu call a jew on the moon? a problem. what dyu call ten jews on the moon? a bigger problem. what dyu call all the jews on the moon? problem solved.

whats long and black? a baton

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, that was a turkey. Oh.

How do you make 5 lbs of fat look good? Draw a smiley face on it.

A man and his young child walk into a clinic to get physical check-up. The man learns from the physicist he doesn't mater. His wife remarries and start having frequent sex and the child is scarred for life. This is irrelevant because both parents don't exist and this is all a constant delusion in an psychiatric hospital.

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

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