- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

Once upon a time, people died. It was happening all over the land. They didn't LIVE happily ever after... since they died. The end... for them.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

What is black white green blue and is wet and blind and deaf and homosexual all at the same time? What ever I just described

How do you shock thomas eddison? Attatch his kite to his balls.

Why did the gorilla have big nostrils? Because it was a trait passed on to him from his biological father.

how do you make holy water? you burn the hell out of it

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

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