dallen loves penis

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What do Black people call their fathers? Dad.

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what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

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Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

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Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

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What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

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A horse walks in a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?"..... The horse incapable of understanding the humane language promptly poos on the floor and leaves.

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There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

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whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

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An Asian couple walks into a bar, orders a few drinks, pays, and leaves

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Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

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what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

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nock nock who's there is me u idiot we aranged this yesterday

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there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

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What's worse than finding an apple in your apple Finding a black guy in your school

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a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

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hello anomonous

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I told my doctor I’m the first man on the face of the earth to suffer from morning sickness. He promptly corrected my mistake; my excessive vomiting is actually caused by chemo.

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Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Don't be ridiculous. Oranges can't talk.

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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