Why won't the carny let the black kid on the carnival ride? He doesn't meet the height requirements

What would George Washington say if he were alive? "Help! im stuck in a coffin!"

Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

Q: Why didn't the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

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A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

A paralysed man falls over.

What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

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