Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

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I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

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A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

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What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

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Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

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Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

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A man walks into a bar. Ow

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What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

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WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

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What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

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Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

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Why do migets laught when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

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Guide on how to make the color yellow for yourself! First, you grab green, and then you remove all the blue... AND YELLOW COLOR GET! While you are reading this I am fingering your sister... WHAAAAT? She is only a baby you say? Well... Moral: Ugh... The ending was so wrong in so many ways... I should totally rewrite this and call it EXTENDED DIRECTORS EDITION... I cant bother... Oren The laroM naM! OR !naM laroM ehT oreN So anyway, Christiaaaans, its ask and you shall receive right? Virgin Mary is not virgin anymore because I asked if you know what I mean... ;) NOW FIRE THE STORM OF RED THUMBS MWAHAHAHAHAHA I AM THE HORSEMEN OF THE APOCALPYSE! I AM THE RED DRAGON.... OR EVEN WORSE... I AM THE DARK LORD SANTA!!!!!! Nevermind, ugh... Santa is just too disgusting, sorry, I meant Satan, phew, thats a relief on my concience... I should probably take my finger out of your sister... ...And insert the GREAT BIGGUS DICKUS! Your sister only two years? Ugh... Well, SHE WILL GROW INTO IT... Ugh, I dont wanna post this, but I bet Ryu sometimes dont want to go HADOUUUUKEEEEEEN Just so a slow projectile takes of like 2 percent of his enemies life... SO... One TWO TH... Oh wait, I must solvemedia first. Ice to meet you? Thats pathetic.

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A blind man walked into a bar and got a beer and got drunk and went on a rampage and killed YOUR MOM

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A man and a woman are happily married. The die

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did the cow cross the road? Because he escaped the farm and didn't know what else to do.

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Why did the child with one arm shave his head? He is a swimmer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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