- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Justin beiber's penis

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

You bumder!

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

White NBA players.

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

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