- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

European on my shoes, buddy.

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

Canadians

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

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