- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

Anthony sucks

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

Jack Stevens

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

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