How do you make a little girl laugh. You tell her something funny.

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whats the king of the forest, is the color brown and is red all over? A deer or someone's soon to be dinner.

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What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

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Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

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Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

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why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

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Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

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whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

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A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

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So the word RAPING does not work unless you type it in caps? Raping... Did it censor? No? Never mind then... Wow, catchphra Never mind... Its a sign X-files theme.... Teleports at your house: Hah bitch never you ugly, or not ugly enough... Urgh, nevermind, I mean some ugly chicks know their stuff but you know... Anyway NeroMetal The sociopath not the fucking Cultist piece of shit that use my morals as a code system? YOU THINK WE THE SAME? EEEEEEH! Me raping you says we are not... And ill find you ;) Or your sister or your mom, I mean h0m0? You think im a pervert or something?

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What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

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Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

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Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

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Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

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If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

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when debbie meets downer

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whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

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How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

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What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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