A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

thumb_up thumb_down -13

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

thumb_up thumb_down -13

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

thumb_up thumb_down -13

why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Pickles are moist.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

thumb_up thumb_down -13

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops