What happens when a jewish man, black man, asian and an amish man get on the same plane heading to Chicago? The reach their destinations safely and go their separate ways.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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