What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

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Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

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Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

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Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

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What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

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Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

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How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

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What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

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what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

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Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

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What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

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Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

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Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

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Neo Nero, why did you not tell me that Nero7 is dead? When was the funeral held? Where is he buried? At point Zero? Please I need to know, he was basically my father, or rather all that my father never was, at least I dont have to wonder if he will ever come back... I understand your anger, even if I am not even close to following your extreme ideals, please tell me the code, the proof that you are not one of the Spetznas or the Nazi`s. "Eliza"

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How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

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lol i'm going to hell for laughing at this shit

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What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both fruit. Except the elephant.

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What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

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Who has two thumbs and is happy? This girl! You're a girl?

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Whats worse than the holocaust? WNBA

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What's worse then your pets death? I don't know I asked you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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