Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

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What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

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69...you know how awkward this is now...

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A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

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What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

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Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

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What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

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where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

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What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

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why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

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what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

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Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

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Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

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Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

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the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

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What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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