- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

Diarrhea

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

Me

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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