- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats fat and gay joe diragi

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

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