- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what's red, green and goes over 100 miles per hour? A: a frog in a blender

How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

What did Stephen Hawking say to a prostitute? Push me, and then just touch me, Till I can get my, Satisfaction.

A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

Four blondes are driving to Disney World. When they are in Florida, there is a sign that says "Disney left" Upset, they make a u-turn and go home.

What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

Sometimes I don't make sense, but when I do, I don't

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

What do you call a man running around town with no clothes on? Naked.

There once was a man from Kentuckit, who like to dissapear with his dog and clean up the shit using a plastic bag and put it in the allocated public bin.

Why does Sally sell sea shells down by the sea shore? To support her growing crack addiction that is ruining Sally's and Sally's families lives

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