- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

Yo mama soooooo dumb! You should really take her to a doctor, she might actually suffer from mental retardation, I'm just concerned about her.

What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

What do you call a Mexican with a lawnmower? The guy I'm thinking of is named Pedro. He works hard and takes care of his family.

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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