- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

Women's rights

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

You know whats funny Aids

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

Good afternoon.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

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