- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you judge a black person? By the content of their character.

So, my friend David hasn't always been the sharpest tool in the shed. After all, he is a spoon.

One day a black man went and bought a car with his own hard-earned money.

What does the gay man do while he is taking a shower with many other men in a prison or a gym? Lathers soap all over his body to clean himself so he is not smelly.

What did the blade of grass say to the other blade of grass? Nothing, as grass does not have the capability of speaking and does not have a brain, all it has is a complex life system where it feeds off water. If it were to say anything though, it would say, "Hey! We're both blades of grass!"

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both fruit. Except the elephant.

What's the difference between a guy who sees the glass half empty and a guy who sees the glass half full? The first guy is happier because his tables tip more than the second guy's.

Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

Whats worse than the holocaust? WNBA

Who has two thumbs and is happy? This girl! You're a girl?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a dead Jewish girl that lay on the other side. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why does Timmy Teblow love penis? Logan Cole made him do it.

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

Yo mama's so fat that she has a heart condition.

Knock knock Who's there? Cow Cow who? If you really think about it, it's really now

How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

What's worse then your pets death? I don't know I asked you.

Whats the difference between a house and a mouse If you think about it , quite a lot really

why did the Mexican make a burrito for his grandma? it's her favorite food and she has artheritis and its to painful for her to stand long enough to make one herself.

I've got 99 problems and they're all stressing me out and causing me to be very unhappy.

Q what r u eating under there? Aunderwear ewww thats nasty

Scenario - Two astronauts are kayaking down the Sahara dessert. Question - How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? Answer - Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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