- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

European on my shoes, buddy.

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

A: Do you like it B: No

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

do you have a wife?

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

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