- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

Knock knock. Who's there? Justin. Hello Justin, please come in.

Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

Q: What's blue and smells like baby. A: A choking baby.

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

A:Knock knock B:Who´s there? A:Beat B:Beat who? A:Beat your ass if you don´t open that door!!

Justin beiber comment if u get it

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

2 men walked into a bar. the other one ducked.

What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

If you have a large penis.give this joke a thumbs up. ( :

Chuck Norris' balls were so big that he went to the doctor to get them checked on and it was discovered that he had testicular cancer.

Child: Hey mom can i go to the store with you? Mom: no son, i'm not really going to the store. I'm cheating on your father.

Why did the vegetarian eat a steak? Because he was not a vegetarian

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

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