- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

knock knock no no you go now i clean

Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

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