- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

Boxing on Boxing Day

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

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