How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

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I met this girl and we really got along, then one night she tied me up, I thought she was getting kinky...then she ripped my face off....

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what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

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What do you say to a fat guy working out congrat him and tell him he's doing a great job and keep up the work

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black people swimming

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What's worse than having a mouth full of molars? A pole through your chest.

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Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

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Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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What's the difference between a 7 year old boy and a 50 year old man? Hair.

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Why did the police officer beat the black man? Because the Internet is able to connect a variety of different types of people together and the off-duty police officer was slightly better at the multiplayer game they were playing.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

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Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

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Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

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PENIS that is all

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Why do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles always smile? Because they enjoy there life even though there both blind.

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what do u do if a women serves you lunch in the living room? u tighten the chain!!!!!!

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So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

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Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

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Anti Joke

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