- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

Hey. I came up with an anti-joke. I posted it here.

Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

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