- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

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Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

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