Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

Boxing on Boxing Day

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

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