steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

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What did jimmy get for dinner? Food

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What's up? Not the Twin Towers.

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Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

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Knock Knock No solicitors

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

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Timmy had to use the restroom in class one day, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I use the restroom?" The teacher said, "I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said'," When I was using 'can', I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier for asking for permission, as opposed to expressing ability. I though since you were a teacher you would know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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womens rights

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What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

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roses are red violets are blue i have to poop

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70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

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How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

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Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

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why was the tolit stoped up. because it had phoo

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how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

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knock knock who's there Steve Go away

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

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Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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