- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

Boxing on Boxing Day

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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