- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

A muslim walks into a gun shop

Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

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Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

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