Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't. 

What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and 50 dead babies? Where the hell would you even find 50 dead babies? That would be really disturbing.

What's a good joke? Not this one.

What did the man say when he put his penis in the blender? Arghhhhhhh!

Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a car

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

roses are red violets are blue i've got alzheimer's ...

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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