- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

I like that, but why am I happy?

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

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