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Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

A bartender sees Jesus Christ, George Washington, and Adolf Hitler walk into his bar. The bartender is drunk.

Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

What did the black man do when his car was rear-ended? He exchanged insurance information with the other driver.

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

One time at band camp.............that's it........

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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