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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

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Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

your a vagina says you, you're a tit

What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

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