Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

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they told me not to write here but i did

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Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

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Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

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knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Hi, Steve!

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If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

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How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

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Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

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I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

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Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

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A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock? Who's there? Not Mary.

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Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? Vegeta got rid of the scouter because a monocle built for displaying a person's physical abilities in numbers is extremely farfetched and he didn't want to be a part of a super race of supreme beings that still relied on such ridiculous antics

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Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

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whats brown and has a head? A: my penis

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How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

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roses are red violets are blue corey mills is and got raped by you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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