Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

do you no what im doing? writing this joke.

How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

What do you call a black guy riding a unicycle? A black guy riding a unicycle.

hard cheese

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

What stops a train? A missile

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

What did cancer get for Christmas? Another 6 year old boy

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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