Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

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Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

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Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

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An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

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How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

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How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

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How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

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A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

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What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

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A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

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what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

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Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

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A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

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Manchester City

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Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

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Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

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What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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