Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

a man walks into a bar several people leave as they can see the potential danger in the situation. - the man (also so known as a hippo) was Matt Ross

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

thumb_up thumb_down +1

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

thumb_up thumb_down -1

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops