Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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