Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

The Morman Religion.

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

A fish swims up your penis...

5 people are walking

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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