- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

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