- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

Allah walked into AK Bar

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

Q: Why are asians good at math? A: Because they study with their tutor every tuesday

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

SHUT UP JP

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

The banana, the raspberry and the pear arrived to the party, then the carrot and the tomato arrived as well, but when the apple and the orange arrived the banana left... ...This where just getting to fruity...

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

What's white, wet, and salty? Salt that has come in contact with a liquid in the recent past, seeing as the liquid has not evaporated completely from the combination of sodium and chloride yet.

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

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