Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his forehead. Why did the little boy have a frog stapled to his forehead? Because Johnny just can't drive. Why can't Johnny drive? He has no arms and legs. Why does Johnny have no arms and legs? Cause Johnny is a potato! Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? Because he got ran over by a bus. But who was driving the bus? Johnny the potato!

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Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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What do you call an African American woman with Tourettes? This question cannot be answered correctly. The African American woman was misdiagnosed. She is really a crack whore.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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People who do not realize the concept of this website, and write real jokes on it.

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I farted and it smells like rotten ham with melted cottage cheese now dislike this please.

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god made the sea god helped invent the first wheel but as you know he also made me a really big deal !

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How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

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Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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wake n shake = wake up and masterbate to a picture of drew e mom o.O

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You're so retarded that people make fun of you and you laugh with them because you don't understand and just want some friends.

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the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

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Harry thrust his wand forward, "Expelliarmus!" Voldemort casually ducks, and fires a killing curse at our hero.

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Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

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Why was Little Billy sad? Because he got shot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An even better question is why are the chicken morals being questioned every time it feels like doing something.

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what do you have to do to confuse a blond? Nothing

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What's worse than the Holocaust? The eventual extinction of humanity, followed by the death of the universe.

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How did the newborn baby come out of a man? It was ejaculated as a sperm from his testicles

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what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

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What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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