- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

European on my shoes, buddy.

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

A: Do you like it B: No

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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