- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

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