Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

tea with milk?

what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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