Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

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What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

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Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

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why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

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I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

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What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

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What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

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A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

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I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

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Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

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what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

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Not lying Red, I have my contacts, I am a "facilitator", I pull strings for my employers, and sure the FBI has me on their files, after all we have cooperated with them. Not because I wanted to, but because its my job, and it helps me use the best of my abilities and limited education (I am technically an educated lawyer, and not an agent).

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What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

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As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

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A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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