Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

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Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

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Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

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Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

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Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

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So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

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How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

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what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

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How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

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Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

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What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

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Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

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How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

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Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

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What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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