knock knock who's there peedo peedo who scissors

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What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

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What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

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What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

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How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

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A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

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Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

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What is my name? I dont know

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homosexual rights to marriage

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WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

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Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

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Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

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What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

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So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

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- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

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Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

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Why is it not safe for turkeys to do maths? Because they don't have the mental capacity to carry out the calculations correctly, which would be a danger in jobs such as engineering or the space industry. Furthermore, they are unable to understand the concept of numbers or symbols and therefore have no motivation to solve mathematical problems; and even if they did, they don't have the dexterity or education to write out the solutions.

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What is black and has no education A tire.

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? A porcupine has it's pricks on the outside. A BMW doesn't have pricks on it's bodywork, for a multitude of reasons: - it would increase the coefficient of drag, causing an increase in fuel consumption - the pricks would fall foul of pedestrian safety regulations

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…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

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What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

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What did the girl say when she got her period? Nothing, why would she want anyone to know?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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