What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

Robin get in the batmobile!

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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