- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

A student often slept through his alarm, which led to a lower class attendance rate and thus a poor performance on his exam

why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

roses are black violets are black i am blind

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

Why did the clown want a new bike? Don't ask me, clowns are allowed to want things too

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

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