- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Hello, I am Sergent Henry Orange. I'm afraid your husband was shot down by an enemy aircraft. I'm sorry, he was a brave man.

What would Chuck Norris do if you insulted him? Nothing. He probably doesn't have time for such foolishness.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in a terrible ship crash that leaves them stranded on a desert island. All of their survival supplies sank with the boat so they don't last very long.

Q.What Did the Little Kid Say To Cancer In The Hospital? A.Nothing. He Died From Cancer 3 Minutes Ago.

Why was the black man afraid of leaving his house? Because he has severe agoraphobia and cannot function normally in society.

What do you get when you cross rice flour,vegetable oil,corn oil,cottonseed oil,soybean oil,dried potatoes,corn flour,maltodextrin,wheat starch,modified rice starch,sugar and mono-and-di-glycerides,malted barley flour,wheat bran,dried black beans and salt? Pringles,Multi Grain,truly original

what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

Your moma's so fat, she has a considerable list of medical health problems, and she is very miserable.

Three Men walk into a bar. One with a ax and one with a Shovel. The other one isn't holding anything. Boom (\ _ /) (x . x)

A White man, a Black man, and an Asian man go to Heaven. They were in a plane crash.

What did the baby say to the man? Babies can't talk ,the baby did not say anythingto the man!

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

antonis sister is mighty fine

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

here's a joke... the american education society

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

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