- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

There were two muffins in an oven. They were forgotten about by the baker so they cried, caught fire, burned to death, and formed a medium-sized pile of ashes.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

Sorry we dont serve time travlers here. A man walks into a bar.

Two cows are sitting in a bathtub. One cow says please pass the soap. The other cow says nothing, cause it's a cow, making it incapable if speech. The other cow was just a guy in a cow costume.

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