Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

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Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

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What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

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If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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You're tearing apart, Lisa!

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

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What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

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Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

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What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

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In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

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What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

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why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

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a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

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How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

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What comes after Friday? A ?.

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