What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

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What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

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steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

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Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

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Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

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What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

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Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

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A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

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Japan

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

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think twice or at least think

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Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

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What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

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A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

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An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

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name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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