- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

what's worse then a blowjob?

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

CAVE JOHNSON.

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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