- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

What do you get when you cross a parrot and a beach ball? A beach ball with a parrot design on it.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

Neither have I

how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

Dig a big hole in your front yard and wait next to it so when people walk by they'll ask "Why is there a hole in your front yard?" to whcih you will reply "I don't know. Do you wanna play Monopoly?"

A British man walks into a bar. He has to get stitches.

What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion getting raped by 2 giant scorpions

Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

What did the african get for his birthday? an ounce of water, as water is very scares in his community and it is a great resource

two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

Knock Knock ... Knock Knock The man proceeds to leave.

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

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