- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

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What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

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A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

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