Gladly, you sound very confident, makes me happy. Well, doctors thought I had ADHD (go figure) but I am pretty calm outside the internet, then they went with ADD, but since my attention is twofold, this meaning that I can get a lecture, while noticing a toothpick falling on the other side of the room (noticing as in perceiving with focus not necessarily listening but you know, seeing from the corner of ones eye) Yet still focus well enough to get the lecture in details. So its not split focus such as in ADD, but dual, as in me being able to think about two things at once, but also burning out extremely fast, which again, is far from ADD.

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A cricket walks into a bar and the bartender says,"Hey, we have a drink named after you!' and the cricket says,"Oh really? You have a drink named Joe?"

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Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

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Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

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whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

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A:Knock Knock B:It's open

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Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

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In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

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What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

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what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

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a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

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What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

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How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

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A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

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What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

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Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

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What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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