what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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