Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

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Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

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A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

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How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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Colin is gay but toasters are not

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what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

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What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

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Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

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Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

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A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

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while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

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Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

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It says so on your cap.

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A man walks into a bar. Sup.

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What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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