What do you get six year old Hitler for his birthday? An Easy Bake Oven

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Girl:Do you wanna hear a joke? Boy:Sure... Girl: jesus loves you

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Q:Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: he isn't because 6 and 7 are both concepts that cannot have fear like a living being

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Why did the horse stop runnIng? His master beat him to death.

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Why did the girl run over the road? Her buttons rolled to the other side! (From a book called... Al-capone does my shirts) (Natilie)

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eat a hot dog

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Q. How do you make your neighbor mad? A. Run his kids over.

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Chuck Norris and Bane recently had a fight on a bet. The result was Bane won easily as he is the much bigger and stronger man, and Chuck Norris lacks the skills he once possessed as a younger man as he is now 72 years old.

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

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A homosexual walked into a bar. He orders a beer. When he holds out his credit card, the bartender says, "We do not accept credit." Upon hearing this, the homosexual reaches into his wallet and pulls out five dollars. Because it is legal tender, the bartender takes the money and gives the homosexual the change that is due. The homosexual proceeds to drink the beer. When he is finished, he walks out of the bar. Nobody is aware of his sexual orientation.

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A muslim walks into a airport. He then boards his flight and is flown to his destination.

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A horse enter a bar, and the barman says: "why the long face?" The horse has cancer

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What did the boy without arms get in his Christmas present? A pair of gloves. Just kidding, he didn't open it yet.

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What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

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Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

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Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

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Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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roses are red violets are blue they really are

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How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

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what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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