- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

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