- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

Camerons hair is Curly..

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

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Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

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