- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

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What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

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why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

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