- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A child walks into a classroom.

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

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