Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

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Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

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What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

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So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

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What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

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Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

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What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

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A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

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Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

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A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

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Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

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What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

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What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

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Casey Anthony kills a baby

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How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

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whats worse than gill? nothing

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Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

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why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

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Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

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What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

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Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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