Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

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What is the only day of the year when you're guaranteed to find me? The day I kill you.

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A paper cut is a tree's last revenge.

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How many shots do you have to take to start feeling light-headed? Ask JFK.

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What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

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why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

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Buzi vagy!

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A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

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What's blue and smells like red paint? That blue guy from Megamind.

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Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

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" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

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why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A Stick!

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Why did the boy fall down the stairs? Because he tripped.

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Why couldn't Sarah see through her telescope? She was blind

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Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Hi, Steve!

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What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

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What does a horse and a donkey have in common? They are both very different from trees

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Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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