whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

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What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

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What's green and red? A frog in a blender

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

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What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

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knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

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What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

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Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

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Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

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What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

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A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

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Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

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Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

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Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

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what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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