Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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whats funny about this joke? nothing.

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so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

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What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

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Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

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A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

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knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

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a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

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an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

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The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

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God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

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What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

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Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

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