- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

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