Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

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There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

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toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

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the WNBA

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

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What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

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Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

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Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

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I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

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Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

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Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

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Canadians

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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