- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

Lil Wayne

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

What is the difference between a cow and a clam one is bivalve and one is a mammal

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

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