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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

Did you hear the one about the broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless

what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

How do you fit 10,000,000 jews inside a car? It's not physically possible as no car can carry that many people.

What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

your goin down...aint no tomorrow...wha bang bang

A priest, a pastor, and a rabbi walk into a bar. All three are alcoholics and have done irreparable damage to their livers.

A black man walks into a bar. "Whoops, that's not the Weed shop!"

Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? Well, depending on your ideological views they are either both God's creations or two examples of species which have evolved over time. That is all.

What do Whitney Houston and Selena Gomez have in common? They are both dead. Exept for Selena Gomez..

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