Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

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Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

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What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f******* n*****

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

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Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

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Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

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What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

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a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

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whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

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What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

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Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

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Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

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You had better thumbs up this post.

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Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

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Roses are shitty Violets are bitches I'm fat.

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3 men in a boat One day there were a American, Mexican, and a Chinese men in a boat. The Chinese man threw over a fortune cookie and said we have to many of these in our country. The Mexican threw over a taco and said we have to many of these in our country. The American threw over the Mexican and said we have to many of these in our country. The End

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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