- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

Roses are blue Colton is gay

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

What is pink and gets wet a tounge

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

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