Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

if you don't like this you're gay

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

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What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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