chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

How would you rule?

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

Firgen and the blung brigade

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

the economy.

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

What fires shots? A gun

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