why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

thumb_up thumb_down -4

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

thumb_up thumb_down -4

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Son*playing with Jo-Jo*: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

thumb_up thumb_down -4

A man walks into a vagina

thumb_up thumb_down -4

A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Lil Wayne

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Sloths

thumb_up thumb_down -4

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops