What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

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i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

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The Colts this year.

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Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

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What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

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How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

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What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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