PENIS that is all

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What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

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High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

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A boy goes into a Bakery and asks for a loaf of bread, the baker asks him if he wants a white loaf or a Wholemeal loaf, the boy replies, "it doesn't matter i have my bike outside"

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Why did the police officer beat the black man? Because the Internet is able to connect a variety of different types of people together and the off-duty police officer was slightly better at the multiplayer game they were playing.

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What do you call a bear in an elevator?...A fire hazard.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it has no legs.

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A Jew, Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. They have fun there a good time and then they go home.

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hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

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Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

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Did you hear the one about the broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless

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Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

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So my girlfriend comes back from Jamaica this weekend. There are as many hairs per square inch on your body as a chimpanzee.

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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I read the terms of service.

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Little kid asks his mom: "Why do zombies eat people?" His mom says: "Becasue honey, your MEAT"

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What's more annoying than reading a joke you can't understand? ?????

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- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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