What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

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How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

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what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

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knock knock whos there open open who the door

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

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Your mam is so fat.

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womens rights.

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womans having rights.

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What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

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What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

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Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

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So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

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Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

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What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

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whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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