- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two snow men standing in a field and one says to the other can you smell carrots

What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

What ryhmes with turtle rape

if you can read this you dont' need glasses

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Chuck Norris.

a robber walks into a bank. he steals everything and kills the guards

what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

What did spongebob say to patrick? Im ready! im ready!

What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

I had a submarine.... once

Did you hear the one about the broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless

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