- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

Roses are blue Colton is gay

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

knock knock There's no door

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

say it ten times fast: oh

Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

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