Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

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what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

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What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

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Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

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Why? Why not?

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Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

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Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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whats funny about this joke? nothing.

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wenis

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so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

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Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

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an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

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Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

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What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

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Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

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What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

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How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

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roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

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Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

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The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

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