A: u wanna die? B: does anyone really wanna die, i mean logistically, un-less u are suicidal, why would you wanna die? A: I do wanna die. B: ur a freak and you should consider getting help person A never got help, on his way to getting help at a certified physician he got hit by a bus, his body can be found at the intersection of church ave. and flatbush. And i would say rest in piece but cars drive over him daily, and thats not to peaceful

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

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What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

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"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

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What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

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How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

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What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

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Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

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Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

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What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

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A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

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Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

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What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

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what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

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Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

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whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

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Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

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If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

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What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

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Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

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