- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

knock knock whos there open open who the door

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

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