What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

"Knock knock" Come in!

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

Soccer...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

Boxing on Boxing Day

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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