what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

No soap radio

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

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