- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

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