- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

what did the little boy say when the teacher asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

One day a man discovered he could suck his own penis. Unfortunately he was heterosexual and could derive no pleasure from doing so as he was acutely aware of the fact he had a penis in his mouth.

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

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LOLLLLLL! Lakers? making me laugh so hard! LMAO

whats up with that? i'm from jersy

How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

A horse walks into a bar, but is kicked out because animals are not allowed in that bar.

Half koala, half walrus, behold...the Koalrus!

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

a black guy walks into a black bar

…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

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