Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

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What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

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Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

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Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

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an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

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How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

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Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

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Your momma's so old she might die soon.

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

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Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

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A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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