- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

tommy is retared

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Women's professional sports

Your momma's so fat that she can't pass through some turnstiles and needs go through some other way with people staring and feel sad about it.

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

Q: What's full of different butts and smells bad? A: An ashtray.

Why was the boy in the hospital? He was visiting his grandmother, she had cancer and the doctor gave her 3 months to live.

How can you tell if there is an idiot at a dogfight? When someone pits a Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a moron at a dogfight? When someone BETS on the Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a cheater at a dogfight? When the victory goes to the Chihuahua.

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