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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

what did the indians give the pilgrims? syphylis

How many pastry chefs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. It's a fairly simple job.

when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

Are you gay. No. Ok.

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

What's the difference between a duck?

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

identical jokes get different votes.

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

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