What's did the white man say to the black man? Howdy.

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How Do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door put the elephant in and close the door. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door take the elephant out put the giraffe in and close the door. The lion king has a meeting with all the animals but one doesn't turn up, which one is it? The giraffe because it's still in the fridge.

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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H20." The second one says "why did you come to the bar if you're just going to have water?" and orders a beer.

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Who has two thumbs and is happy? This girl! You're a girl?

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Well, that depends if the apocalypse was happening and if there were even any Americans left at all.

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How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

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Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

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What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

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your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

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The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

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If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

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Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

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What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

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- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

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Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

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What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

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How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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