what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

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You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

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knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

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What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

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No antijoke here.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

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Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

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Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

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What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

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Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

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A mexican, Japanese, and American man are eating lunch one day at work by the window. The Mexican says, "Wow! If I get a taco one more time for lunch, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The Japanese man says, "Wow! If I get a bowl or ramen one more time for lunch, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The American says" If I get grilled cheese one more time, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The next day, the mexican jumped off because he got a taco. Then, the japanese man jumped off for getting ramen. Then, the American jumped off for getting a grilled cheese sandwhich. At the funeral, the mexican wife said, "Oh if i knew he was gonna jump, I would'nt have packed it." The japanese wife said, "If I knew he was gonna jump, I wouldn't have packed it either." The American wife didn't say anything because she was hit by a bus.

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There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

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What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

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What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

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What did the spider say to the lobster? Nothing, they are enemies and don't live in the same habitat.

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Three guys walk into a bar.....The fourth one ducks...

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Connor is homo

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What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

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What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

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Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

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