What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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