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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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